The Lords of Football Discipline
Mike Shanahan wants his players to stay inside the lines. Literally. According to The Washington Post, the new Washington Redskins coach has instituted a series of discipline-instilling team rules. Such as: No double-parking in the team lot. No parking in handicapped spaces. No standing inside the ropes or lines unless you're playing on the field. No splatter outside the team urinals.
OK, we made the last one up. Still, will Shanahan's devotion to order and basic geometry pay dividends ...
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