Terrell Owens + Redskins = heaven-sent marriage

Updated: April 21, 2010, 4:57 PM ET
By Patrick Hruby

Dear Daniel Snyder God,

I don't ask for much. So please give me this. Give me the one thing that would make life as a Washington, D.C. sports fan worth living again, the lone event that would match the giddy thrill of Steve Spurrier in Osaka.

Put Terrell Owens in a Washington Redskins uniform. Posthaste.

Look, I'm not asking for the snakebit Wizards to get the top pick in the NBA draft. (We both know they'll blow it.) Nor am I requesting that you deliver ...

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