My birthday is this Tuesday. In case you were thinking of sending something, here's my wish list:
• A one-on-one interview with Barry Bonds. First question: "How many of your 762 home runs were performance-enhancer-free?" (He'd say, "All of them.") Second question: "So you'd have no problem taking a lie detector test then?" (Silence.)
• A one-on-one game against Duke assistant and former point guard Steve Wojciechowski.