DJ Gallo's Offseason Pigskinpalooza

Originally Published: May 6, 2010
By DJ Gallo | Page 2

NFL rookies have been to minicamps, and many college teams have had freshmen enroll early to attend spring practice.

That means the newcomers must be hazed. It's the circle of life. We know that younger people will replace us someday, so while we still have the strength and energy, we must humiliate them as best as we can. That is why we dress children in ridiculous outfits with princesses and cartoon figures on them. No adult would go out dressed like that. But kids can't ...

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