A pep talk for our fine friends from the UK
Dear Team England, No pressure. None whatsoever. Even if you lose Saturdays World Cup match against the United States -- a contest you absolutely, positively ought to win, and of course, you already know that, because everyone knows that, meaning all of your countrymen and the rest of the whole wide world, most of whom will be watching, except maybe the guys on Buckingham Palace guard duty -- everything will be just fine, remain exactly the same.
Honest. Really. Trust us ...
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