Nine best moments so far
Wednesday, 8:10 a.m., somewhere in the Hollywood Hills.
Oh my Dark Lord, Switzerland has just scored a phenomenally strange goal off what can only be described as a cartwheeling assist from the groin of Eren Derdiyok. The Swiss chaser, Gelson Fernandes, slots it home after Gerard Pique, the Spanish Beater, fails to clear the Quaffelani. The Spanish players are in shock, the crowd is stunned, and suddenly I can even hear the roars of the crowd over the "Parp" of the horn-that-must-not-be-named....
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