Day 7: Teams with something to prove
Wednesday, 4:37 p.m., Taco Bell, East Village
Oh, how they will be going crazy in the bars of Lucerne and Lausanne tonight. The World Cup of Parity™ continues. Despite fielding 22 of the most perfectly manicured eyebrows the sporting world has ever seen, Spain's possession game came unstuck against the wafting of the Jabulani ball. The Swiss had no such problems as they barely touched it in their 1-0 victory.
Congratulations to South Africa for ridding the World ...
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