Hiroki Kuroda has been pitching for the Los Angeles Dodgers since 2008, and here's what most people know about him:
He's right-handed. He's wealthy. (His three-year contract with the Dodgers, expiring this year, is worth nearly $12 million per season.) He'll suffer through tough innings and stretches, but all in all, he's a fairly reliable member of the starting rotation.
From there, details grow scarcer.
It's hard to imagine that even hardcore blue-bleeders have gotten ...