Welcome to NFL Simbotics 20.0
Mr. Holland had "An American Symphony." I have Simbotics.
Like Mr. Holland, I wasted too much time tinkering with my opus -- a foolproof way of picking NFL games -- and like Mr. Holland's opus, it will never be finished, may not have been good enough in the first place, and will probably end with ESPN firing me. But not before 500 readers fill a high school gymnasium to say goodbye to me and my family, then a former reader turned senator from California tells the crowd
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