Updated: February 13, 2011, 9:51 PM ETBy Ken Duke | BASS member since 1976
There's a scene in the Steve Martin movie The Jerk where his character gets excited because the new phone books have arrived. "The new phone books are here!" he screams. "The new phone books are here!" He's excited because his name is finally in the book, and he feels like it makes him someone important.
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