There is no such thing as a fantasy baseball offseason. (Lazy ballplayers. Who's with me that we should extend the season to a full 365 days?)
I don't care that five of my fantasy football teams are 1-1, and that the natural instinct at this time of year is to shift the focus of my attention to upgrading those rosters. I'll find time. Who needs sleep? Besides, I've got two young kids, so it's not like I was getting much sleep anyway.