There's nothing lamer than golf trash talk
Start with a caveat: I'm not a golf guy. I don't play. I've never paired pleated khakis with an SEC school visor. I'm utterly incapable of considering Tiger Woods to be a driver-wielding mash-up of Lee Majors, Secretariat and Shiva the God of Death, to be gazed upon with awe and despair. I can't even watch the sport on television -- well, unless I'm in the mood to nap. In short, I have an outsider's perspective, and I think that's relevant when I state the following.
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