CHARLOTTE, N.C. -- Break out the bubbly, the Chicago Bears finally won a preseason game!
(Shuffles papers, examines Internet, calls the NFL for clarification.)
Wait a second, this was a regular-season game. No wonder we got the "a win is a win" treatment after the game.
Well, that's even better. Break out the good champagne, the stuff from Target.
Forgive my confusion, but after watching two horrible quarterbacks struggle to complete a forward pass in 80-degree weather ...
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