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Monkeys to sell Texas Motor Speedway programs

Updated: November 3, 2010, 2:17 PM ET
By Terry Blount

If you want to buy a race program this weekend at Texas Motor Speedway, be sure you have exactly $10.

"Monkeys don't make change," said TMS president Eddie Gossage, "so don't give them a twenty."

Gossage isn't insulting his program sellers -- well, unless monkeys are insulted by being told they can't count. Two of the program sellers this weekend at TMS actually are monkeys -- Miki and Rocky.

I don't believe they come with an organ grinder, but ...

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