Monkeys to sell Texas Motor Speedway programs
If you want to buy a race program this weekend at Texas Motor Speedway, be sure you have exactly $10.
"Monkeys don't make change," said TMS president Eddie Gossage, "so don't give them a twenty."
Gossage isn't insulting his program sellers -- well, unless monkeys are insulted by being told they can't count. Two of the program sellers this weekend at TMS actually are monkeys -- Miki and Rocky.
I don't believe they come with an organ grinder, but ...
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