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Patient X, I don't know your name I just know you as the person who got everyone sick at the Super Bowl in Dallas. Thanks to you, I've been sick for 10 solid days and counting. It started out as bronchitis, morphed into a sinus infection, and now I just sit around coughing up oysters and mixing medications like Walter White. Am I the first person who ever made a cup of daytime Theraflu, sprinkled Sudafed in it, then chugged it down with two Mucinex? I sure hope so.
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