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Wizards' new uniforms a victory in War on Teal

Updated: May 12, 2011, 9:46 AM ET
By Patrick Hruby

Editor's note: In the wake of the Washington Wizards announcing a uniform redesign, Page 2 presents the following address to the nation:

Good day. We are pleased to report to the American people -- and to the world -- that the Washington Wizards have conducted a red, white and blue uniform redesign to eliminate their previous gold, black and teal outfits, an abomination before Red Auerbach and man.

Good riddance.

It was 14 years ago when an iconic, ...

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