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Power Rankings: Lance's dance

Originally Published: May 23, 2011
By Greg Hardy | Special to Page 2

It's time to spin your wheels with the Page 2 Power Rankings! Our formula combines the results of two surveys: a human poll concocted by ESPN Page 2's Greg Hardy and a scientifically calibrated poll generated by computer analysis. Unfortunately, our computer spent the weekend recalibrating when the next rapture alert will be. So far, it's been narrowed down to two dates: March 26, 2073, or July's MLB All-Star break. So, either make the most of this summer's Home Run Derby or party on guilt-free ...

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