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I remember moment my dad raised a monster

Updated: June 19, 2011, 3:36 PM ET
By Jimmy Kimmel

My Dad has a lot to be proud of. Me, of course. My brother and sister, to a lesser extent. My father dropped out of Lincoln High School in Brooklyn ("You know, Neil Sedaka went to Lincoln," he told us often, to no reaction at all) to dedicate himself full-time to league bowling, but got serious quickly enough to get his GED, join the army, complete his service, marry my mother, fire me from his testes, work three jobs simultaneously, have my sister, and earn a college degree by age 27. The high ...

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