Painting The NBA Trade Picture

There won't be any player movement once the lockout hits … so it's time for the Picasso of the Trade Machine to go to work

Updated: June 22, 2011, 8:46 PM ET
By Bill Simmons

These are sad days for the Picasso of the Trade Machine. We're less than two weeks away from a seemingly unavoidable NBA lockout, which means no basketball, no basketball transactions, and most importantly, no canvas for me to paint my fake trades. It's an artistic tragedy along the lines of the Spider-Man musical and every expensive painting that went down with the Titanic. You also have to feel for the Trade Machine, which will spend the summer hanging out on ESPN.com like a bored housewife ...

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