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Power Rankings: Lockout Edition

Originally Published: July 5, 2011
By Greg Hardy | Special to Page 2

You and your lawyers should drop and give us 20 if you want to be in prime negotiating strength for the Page 2 Power Rankings! Our formula combines the results of two surveys: a human poll concocted by ESPN Page 2's Greg Hardy and a scientifically calibrated poll generated by computer analysis. Unfortunately, our computer spent the weekend drawing animatics on spec to show Michael Bay the kinds of special effects that would be needed for a climactic action sequence in "Transformers 4," when ...

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