Like New Zealand, you can't abstain from 'Brunch'
Stop me if you heard this one.
When a young couple got married, they sought the blessing of the bride's extremely strict (and rich) grandmother. However, she said that even though they were married, they had to prove themselves to her by abstaining from consummating the marriage for one year.
Eleven months went by before the extremely honest couple returned to the elderly lady's mansion to confess that they had failed.
"Actually, said the man, "we failed spectacularly. ...
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