Welcome to UniBowl 2095!
"Hi everybody, I'm robot Al Michaels."
"And I'm reanimated Brent Musberger. Welcome to our worldswide pregame coverage of UniBowl 2095."
"And to celebrate AmeriCa's One Great Game, we begin today with a special welcome for our drones and surrogates in service around the worlds. Thank you for everything you do! Especially for not turning on your human operators and killing every one of us with your powerful mechanical claws."
"And a great big howdy to 2.6 ...
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