Mercury Morris opines about perfection

Originally Published: December 19, 2011
By Patrick Dorsey | Page 2

Mercury Morris couldn't contain himself.

What a rush! What excitement! Just the outcome he wanted!

We're referring, of course, to last month's 2011 NASCAR finale in Homestead, Fla. There in the city where Morris resides, Tony Stewart -- one of Morris' favorite drivers -- won the race and overtook Carl Edwards for the 2011 Sprint Cup title.

What, you thought we were talking about the Kansas City Chiefs win over the Green Bay Packers on Sunday?

"I'm ...

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