Next week in review
Daytona up. Danica up. Hollywood up.
The Onion is set adrift in an open boat.
Work begins on the 2014 Academy Awards. R.A. Dickey tweets. At least 224 more things are supposed to happen Saturday. Including Toffees. Lena Dunham rings your doorbell and runs away.
On a private jet 40,000 feet above the Sargasso Sea, Catherine Zeta-Jones sings "All That Jazz" into a hairbrush. Michael Douglas looks to the horizon and turns up his headphones. In a darkened bathroom somewhere ...
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