How to fill out a losing bracket
Your life sucks because, every March, your boss just has to win the office pool.
If he loses, he starts handing out working Sundays. If he wins, he starts handing out drinking Fridays. So you have to lose. Luckily, we are experts at this.
Follow our time-tested bracket-blowing rules and your bracket will have more red marks than Dennis Rodman's SATs. After all, what can possibly go right?
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