Not feeling the NFL draft
Have you ever had dinner in a hospital cafeteria? And there was nothing you wanted? But you had to choose anyway?
That's a little how NFL general managers must've felt Thursday night for Round 1 of the 2013 draft, which featured a talent pool so shallow, you could hardly wet your ankle bone.
Still, it made for a wildly unpredictable evening, if you like that sort of thing. These were the highlights, written on the fly, I swear: