Bushwacker, an angry 1,700-pound bull, has the baddest body in sports
BUSHWACKER HATES IT when the humans try to ride him. In the moments before the gate opens, muscles ripple on his sides, half a dozen or so horizontal lines, the bovine six-pack. He's built like a day-shift stripper: high ass and thick legs, swaying his wide hips without conviction or enthusiasm. He weighs nearly 1,700 pounds, stout and unbothered by the arena's pyro and grinding rock 'n roll. He snorts out damp breaths -- not shallow pants of fear, more like a muscle car in neutral. ...
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