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Drink, drank, drunk

Updated: October 10, 2013, 3:32 PM ET
By Jeff MacGregor | ESPN.com

"Drink responsibly" is an oxymoron.

With due respect to distillers, brewers, vintners, advertisers, drinkers, drunks, teetotals, soaks, dries, winos, bluenoses, red noses, boozehounds, newshounds, revenuers, moonshiners, bartenders, schoolmarms, mothers and self-medicators, cops and B-girls and their advocacy groups, to drink responsibly is to miss the very point of drinking.

From the time of Gilgamesh, from Beowulf to "The Aeneid" to "The Odyssey," from Ulysses to Ulysses ...

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