We hope the helicopter ride video doesn't get our pilot, Wilhelm, fired. We'll all testify in court that he's a great pilot, and he afforded us only the very best time under the highest of safety considerations. But whatever the risk to his career, the video is too damn good not to show.
Something else we'll show will cause me to come under scrutiny. At the direction of an authentic Zulu historian, I put on authentic Zulu dress. And looked like a white guy from Kent, Wash., wearing authentic Zulu dress. What else would I wear to do battle in the age-old sport of stick fighting?
I won, by the way. This means "Outside the Lines" should go back to investigate a Zulu stick-fight-throwing scandal. But it was nice of the kid to let me win.
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