Dear Atlanta Hawks,
That's the only word that feels appropriate. That's the only word ESPN will let me use without violating the language code set in place for moments just like this.
Thanks for making me look like an idiot for publicly picking you to win the East.
Yes, I said "publicly" and yes I did that. Back In January, I went out of my way to tell anyone that wanted to listen that I believed the team from the ATL was going to be the last one standing in the NBA East when it was all said and done.
Over Boston, over Cleveland, over the Orlando Magic.
Now I look like the last comic standing without any jokes.
This is worse than when I was fooled into picking the New Jersey Nets in 2005 to win the whole thing. Now I know how Rod Blagojevich and Steve Bartman must feel everyday.
So Hawks, my squad, thanks for making me look more of a damn fool.
From here on out, I don't need your help. I can do that all by myself.
Thanks for nothing.