Perhaps you've heard: LeBron James will announce his pending NBA free agency decision Thursday at 9 p.m. EST on ESPN from ... Greenwich, Conn.
Herein, Page 2 presents the top 10 rejected locations for LeBron-o-palooza's final (yes, really!) culmination:
10. Homemade air balloon
9. White House basketball court
8. Forks, Wash.
7. Inside the Statue of Liberty's torch
6. Helicopter pad of Prokhorov's 200-foot yacht
5. The surface of the moon
4. T.O.'s driveway
3. Oprah's couch
2. Madison Square Garden
1. Brett Favre's front lawn