Tony La Russa has retired.
But we're not here to talk about the past.
We're looking to the future. And here at Page 2, we have a suggestion for the St. Louis Cardinals as they commence searching for their next manager.
After all, he's a St. Louis legend with
his name on a highway a famous name. As Cardinals hitting coach, McGwire already has worked his magic, helping turn David Freese from a punny Batman villain to World Series MVP, and guiding Allen Craig's transformation from prospective personal injury attorney to clutch October hitter. So why not turn the man into La Russa's successor?
Here's how it should play out:
*Sorry, asterisk is just a force of habit.