Here at Page 2, we won't make any rulings on whether Santa Claus exists. But Shahid Khan? He certainly does, and he very well could save Jacksonville's Christmas (and its team), after agreeing to buy the Jaguars last month.
Enter Holly Goleski's Neptune Beach Elementary kindergarten class, which decided to celebrate Khan's arrival with its very own spin on the carol "Santa Claus is Coming to Town." After this, moving the team to Los Angeles would be just naughty.