What did Terrell Owens not spend his millions on?

Sat, Jan 28
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OwensAP Photo/Victoria WillTerrell Owens showed up at the Sundance Festival last weekend all smiles. Really? Why?

Terrell Owens told GQ Magazine that he went through his $80 million in career earnings and is now broke (hence the 38-year-old joining the Allen Wranglers of the Indoor Football League for an NFL pittance). We're not privy to his paperwork and financial records so it's pure speculation as to how he spent it all. On the other hand, we have a hunch how he didn't spend the cash.

• Copies of "How to Win Friends and Influence People"

• Shirts

• 1/2 gallons of gelato

• Birth control

• Cell phone that doesn't text

• 2006 Chevy Cobalt

• Shampoo

• Cubic zirconium earrings

• Anything on Craigslist