Well here's another thing: A theme song, which hit the Internet last month and quickly spread -- although the comments weren't all kind. Turns out it wasn't sanctioned by the club, but made by a local fan.
So here it is for you to assess: Good, bad, interesting, or a little bit of all of the above? No matter which, it's very Miami Marlins.
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