It's Philadelphia 76ers mascot madness!

Originally Published: December 7, 2011
By Kurt Snibbe | Page 2

The Philadelphia 76ers are asking fans to vote on a new mascot.

One problem: the three finalists are lame.

There's really no way to spin it. Big Ben, B. Franklin Dogg and Phil E. Moose are better than the team's previous mascot, Hip Hop, but they aren't even remotely cool or fun. That's why some fans are campaigning for the team to bring back the mascot of yesteryear, Big Shot.

Page 2 happily solves this dilemma for our friends in the City of Brotherly Shove Love ... by unveiling four potential new Sixers mascots:

Text by Thomas Neumann

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