There are 55 languages spoken at the Beijing Olympics. And they say a picture is worth a thousand words. Considering that, below are captions to 21 photos from the opening week of the Olympics, if my math is correct, this column checks in at a hefty 1.115 million words.
I am quite prolific.
DJ Gallo is the founder and sole writer of the sports satire site SportsPickle.com. He also is a regular contributor to ESPN The Magazine and has written for The Onion and Cracked. His first book, "SportsPickle Presents: The View from the Upper Deck," is on sale now.