Rickie Fowler, Golfer
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Alex LaRoche: B-. If this dude wants the green jacket, he is going to need to get a sword and start dressing like Payne Stewart.
Jack Passion: C+. I don't want to give anything less than a passing grade to anyone who's trying. This is all he's got and he's showing up with it, and that is worth something. C's get degrees.
Miletus Callehan: C+. I have noticed that some sportsmen cannot grow facial hair as others do. This has made me ponder if their facial hair led them toward certain careers? Golf has no great facial hair and Rickie exemplifies it with his weak sauce.