Ian McCall, MMA
Photograph By Steve Mitchell/US Presswire
Alex LaRoche: B+. His 'stache looks a lot better elsewhere on the Internet. Check it out, he's not afraid of some wax and a curl.
Jack Passion: Incomplete. Nobody's going to fail in my class if they have facial hair. But I will hand out an incomplete. This beard needs time to grow in, if for no other reason than so that the patches fill in.
Miletus Callehan: A. I know nothing a bout Ian McCall, so I am just gonna give him an A -- just so he doesn't beat the snot out of me some time.