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|"Dude, if I win I'll sell you this glove for ten grand."|
|Clemens as the Antichrist|
Bill Simmons penned one of his most memorable Page 2 columns back in May of 2001, when he suggested Roger Clemens may be the Antichrist.
|In his last years in Boston, the only super-sized performance Clemens gave was at McDonald's.|
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