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Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Old-Relic Ka-bloom, sponsored in part by...

Texas Stadium
A cheesy explosion sounds fun and delicious.

Mac and cheese too bland?

Just add dynamite.

Kraft Foods is reportedly the front-runner to sponsor next year's demolition of Texas Stadium.

No, we're not making this up.

In fact, Page 2 loves the notion of corporate-sponsored Ka-Bloom! so much that we'd like to attach our name to the inevitable "Hurt Locker" denouement of sports items which have outlived their usefulness. Behold, our list: