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Friday, January 15, 2010
So, Tennessee walks into a bar ...

It looks like last call in Knoxville.

You know last call means -- out come the pick-up lines. Check out some of the things we suspect Tennessee athletic director Mike Hamilton said to woo candidates to replace Lane Kiffin:

Rich Rodriguez: "I can see in the circles around your eyes that we're made for each other. 'Cause our players need a lot of work."

Urban Meyer: "Your feet must be tired, 'cause you've been kicking our butts for five years."

Les Miles: "Excuse me, do you have the time? Really, you don't?"

Jon Gruden: "So you used to coach the Raiders? So did our ex. He left us this week (sniff, sniff)."

Phillip Fulmer: "Hey, don't I know you from somewhere?"

Derek Dooley: "Look, do you want the job or not? Wow, really?"