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Monday, August 15, 2011
Page 2 illustration: Carlos Zambrano, from A to Z

The Chicago Cubs suspended Carlos Zambrano for 30 days without pay and without contact with his team on Saturday after a meltdown in which he threw at Chipper Jones, was ejected, then cleaned out his locker and told team officials he was retiring.

Page 2 thought Big Z's hissy fit deserved a treatment suitable for his behavior. So we present a children's book-style A to Z in the Zambrano fiasco.