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A version of this story appears in the Jan. 9, 2012 NEXT issue of ESPN The Magazine.
BEFORE JEFFREY LORIA went on his free agent signing spree this off-season, I'd happily forgotten that the weasel owner of the Miami Marlins even existed. Now, during this Winter of Our Great Deception, I've been haunted again by memories of his tiny feet scuttling over the artificial turf of Montreal's cursed Olympic Stadium. (I had the misfortune of covering his murder of the Expos; I'll never forget the sound Youppi! made, begging for his giant orange life.)
When Loria first bought a stake in the team in 1999, he tried to play the glad-handing savior, acquiring a trio of semi-stars (Hideki Irabu!) and boasting of
Baseball has a higher tolerance for lousy owners than most professional associations -- there are strip clubs with more stringent application standards -- but even with guys like Frank McCourt, Peter Angelos and Fred Wilpon kicking around, the firm of Jeffrey Loria & Stepson might be the worst of them, because the awfulness is squared. Oh Miami, how did you not do the math?
Sure, Loria and Samson have spent this winter trying to paint themselves once again as saviors, having rescued another sad franchise from its baffling history of miracle victories and fire sales. They're city builders too, these dream-driven local heroes behind the $634 million stadium rising out of Little Havana. If you believe the spin, that crime-plagued neighborhood will now be home to popcorn and megabucks free agents like Heath Bell, Jose Reyes and Mark Buehrle for years to come. Little Havana will be home to a permanent joy.
Trust me on this one: No it won't. Miami will remain a murder capital. Stadiums have never saved cities.
In fact, you're about to witness the Montreal scenario play itself out again, only on a far grander, even more heartbreaking scale. In early December, the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission opened an investigation into how
At least when Montreal was saddled with enormous debt for a stadium, the city got the Olympics out of it. Miami has buried itself under what will prove a $1.2 billion burden ... to keep the Marlins. They've finished dead last in National League attendance seven straight seasons; even when the Marlins won the World Series in 2003, their average attendance was just over 16,000. Will a new ballpark really make any fundamental difference to this duped city's appetite for baseball? Maybe for a brief burst, the way it did in Toronto, in Pittsburgh.
But novelty is short-lived. And Loria and Samson have just done some seriously long-term spending, highlighted by the heavily back-loaded six-year deal for Reyes. Enjoy the party while it lasts, Marlins fans, because that debt, like the city's debt, like the county's debt, will eventually come due. And you watch: However they manage it, Loria and Samson will find someone else to pay the bill. For them, the sound of someone else's wallet opening has always been like the pitter-patter of little feet.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: In my original version of this column, I made reference to the "Montreal Massacre, Part II." I was referring to the Expos situation playing out again in Miami; however, "The Montreal Massacre" is also the common name of a mass shooting of women that occurred at Montreal's Ecole Polytechnique in 1989. That never entered my mind. I wish it had. Obviously, I would never dream of comparing the loss of a baseball team to the murder of fourteen women, but I can totally understand how some readers might have thought that I was. It was a bad mistake on my part, and I apologize sincerely for it.
Chris Jones is a columnist for ESPN The Magazine. Follow The Mag on Twitter, @ESPNmag, and like us on Facebook.