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Thursday, January 26, 2012
Odds that Madonna will be good at Super Bowl?


The Super Bowl is less than two weeks away. However, the actual game on Feb. 5 might prove to be redundant. A computer that ran 10,000 simulations says that the Patriots will beat the Giants 61 percent of the time.

Here's what else the computer said to expect in the Super Bowl:

1. Kyle Williams will muff a kick 0.0 percent of the time.

2. Rob Gronkowski will spike a touchdown 100 percent of the time.

3. The announcers will pronounce Osi Umenyiora and Mathias Kiwanuka's names correctly 71.2 percent of the time.

4. Madonna's halftime show will be over-produced and under-whelming 95.4 percent of the time.

5. Brandon Jacobs will run east to west instead of north to south 57 percent of the time.

6. The commercials will have puppies, babies or monkeys in them 89.3 percent of the time.

7. People will get frustrated with figuring out Roman Numerals LXXXVIII percent of the time.