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|Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler have announced plans to marry after their baby is born.|
Human sack dummy Jay Cutler might have sat out the fast six games of the season, but he managed to stay busy -- and I mean bizz-ay -- by impregnating his fiancée, documented Laguna Beach resident Kristin Cavallari. The couple recently announced that they're going to hold off on a wedding until the baby's born and Cavallari's frame reverts from its convex state, which buys them enough time to break up and reunite three more times before actually tying the knot.
With mommy-to-be Hilary Duff's husband Mike Comrie sidelined indefinitely due to a nagging hip, the Cutler-Cavallari spawn might very well be the most relevant fetus to come from an athlete/celebrity combo in 2012. It's hard to imagine what the genetic mash-up of a middle-tier quarterback and an "America's Next Top Model" guest judge might produce, but we can certainly have fun speculating about best- and worst-case scenarios:
Best wishes to the couple. I eagerly anticipate the day Cavallari sappily solicits prayers for her husband's success and shortly thereafter profanely lambasts everyone else on his team.