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All 14 Southeastern Conference football coaches gathered at conference headquarters Thursday and posed for this awesome photo with commissioner Mike Slive.
Naturally, this made Page 2 wonder what each coach was thinking when the flash popped:
Nick Saban, Alabama: "This is a @$*!% joke. I should be sitting front and center."
Kevin Sumlin, Texas A&M: "I really don't want to see Will's Camaro, but I guess I have to because he keeps asking me."
Will Muschamp, Florida: "Leather casual for the win. You're looking good, Will. You're looking damn good."
Gene Chizik, Auburn: "Whoops. I think I took too many pain pills for my shoulder. I wonder which of the three cameras I should be looking into."
Mike Slive, SEC commish: "I make a million dollars a year."
Dan Mullen, Mississippi State: "Yes! MSU is above Ole Miss. I love it. I'm sending this to every recruit in the state."
James Franklin, Vanderbilt: "Only one with glasses. Yep, we're the smart ones at Vandy."
Mark Richt, Georgia: "Who's the nerd with the glasses?"
Joker Phillips, Kentucky: "Go ahead, cameraman. Say, 'Hey, Joker, for a Joker you sure don't smile much,' one more time. See what happens."
Gary Pinkel, Missouri: "Ha-ha! Eat it, Big 12. This is totally going to be my Christmas card this year."
Les Miles, LSU: "Perfect. It's going to be really easy to crop Nick out of this photo."
Steve Spurrier, South Carolina: "Uhh ... what is on my back?"
Hugh Freeze, Mississippi: "I'm new here. Are we doing folded hands? That's how we did our photos in the Sun Belt Conference."
Bobby Petrino, Arkansas: "Look at this idiot with his hands folded."
Derek Dooley, Tennessee: "Come on, come on. Hurry up and take the picture. I could get fired at any moment."
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