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|North Korean leader Kim Jong-un and Dennis Rodman watch hoops in Pyongyang on Feb. 28, 2013.|
All you have to do is dispatch him to meet with the world's despots, maniacs and terrorists and wait for his informative, detailed reports.
"People say, oh, Putin spends too much money on defense. Well, guess what? What's wrong with spending money on defense? Jerry Krause spent a lot of money on defense when he got me to Chicago, and all we did was win the fat man three damn world championships! "Anyway, Putin isn't all bad. He said he helped Sochi win the Olympics, so he's obviously a good father. Maybe Sochi could meet Sasha? Hey, it's a start!"
|Ambassador Rodman has a certain ring to it.|