Hoops in the heartland
Three ushers are chitchatting beneath Section 115 of the Ferrell Center, moments before the arena doors will open for the Baylor Lady Bears' Feb. 18 tilt with Texas Tech. One of the ushers, a middle-aged woman, is relaying a disturbing news item: "Fat Man Dies Eating Six-Pound Burger." Her two male counterparts, aging sentries perched atop metal folding chairs, shake their heads in wonder.
As the ushers discuss the physics of biting into a cat-sized burger, a smartly dressed woman approaches. ...
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